Shot Dead In The Head – Golf Tee Shirt
Golf has an image that can appear a little stuffy; all committee meetings, cups of weak tea, complicated rules, priority parking for the vice president’s Dalmatian, and in the worst cases, ‘no women allowed’ signs.
So that means it’s up to proper golfers to bring that image out of the dark ages and back to the streets. Which is exactly what Shot Dead in The Head are trying to do with their range of golf-themed tee shirts.
Made from 100% premium cotton in a soft pre-shrunk jersey knit, these crew neck, short sleeve T-Shirts are as comfortable as they are ironic. They have four holes; one for the head, two for the sleeves and a larger, figure-hugging one to fit your belly or your waist (whichever is wider).
What’s more I’m a regular ‘large’, and at least when SDITH send a size ‘L’, it is…unlike another designer brand…let’s call them Deezel…which requires me to wear a Size ‘XXXL’ s-shirt. Bastards!
Because golf has that uncool image, it means you need a golf t-shirt that explains you understand the irony. At least it looks better than your Koh-Samui-three-for-a-tenner-collection!
Perhaps you’re the type of golfer who has all the gear and no idea (or maybe you do, I don’t know). That means golf shirts, trousers, hats, gloves, irons, and every new driver TaylorMade have come out with in the last five years (which is shitloads) all bursting out your closet like a Tom & Jerry tidy-up.But have you got an off-duty golf tee shirt?
If you did, the next time you find yourself at a barbecue wearing your golf tee shirt, you can be sure it’ll attract conversation from the nearest golfer in the lineup of alpha males patrolling the grill.
And if it’s one of those afternoon affairs – you know, the type of Barbecue that starts at 1pm because “it can’t be a late one, we have kids you know” – then a quick time check will confirm that you’re sacrificing your regular Saturday fourball for this.
So fast-forward to beer o’clock and grab me a cold one.